1. 如果我拿著空的資料夾在辦公室走來走去,我會看起來比較忙嗎?
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2. 再多跑幾次廁所和茶水間很快就5點了!
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3. 什麼樣的傷不會太嚴重,但又可以讓我不用上班?
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4. 我明天有好多事要做喔…
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5. 在不被懷疑的情況下,我可以在廁所躲多久?
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6. 我今天要做多少才會讓我看起來我今天真的有做事?
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7. 我希望火警可以響…
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8. 如果我縱火的話,我現在就可以回家了
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9. 才早上 8:03 我就覺得我該回家了…
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10. 明天要做到多少的量,才可以讓我今天都不用做啊?
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11. 我聽到腳步聲了,還是跳回去公司主頁好了!
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12. 如果我偷偷延長中午吃飯時間15分鐘,但是沒有人發現的話,那就好像從沒發生過一樣。
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13. 還要工作40年!殺了我吧!
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14. 在1個小時後,若我再工作3小時,就只剩4個小時就可以回家了
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嗯…加總起來就是8小時,這個心情根本是一進公司就萌生的哀怨啊!
15. 哎呦看起來有人星期一心情很不好喔!
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來源:The Chive
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