1. 「妈妈我最爱的事情就是,就算你不讲但我们都知道我是你最喜欢的孩子。」
![It's your little secret.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430497279.jpg)
Etsy / paperfeltshop
反正就是要说妈妈不喜欢其他孩子就对了?
2. 「为了公平起见,妳生了我,所以我就做了这个通心粉项链报答妳!」
![Fair is fair.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430497045.jpg)
Etsy / onesharpenedpencil
3. 「我除了你 (还有猫咪) 以外的人都讨厌!」
![Because what's love without hate?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494746.jpg)
Etsy / PAGEFIFTYFIVE
4. 「谢谢妈妈每次都会查看我还O不OK…」
![Jeeze mom...](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494758.jpg)
Etsy / jillyandjonnydesigns
手机显示妈妈未接来电有24通。
5. 「不出你所料,你对每件事的看法都是对的!」
![Music to your mother's ears.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494749.jpg)
Etsy / BettieConfetti
6. 「谢谢妈妈,你把我教养得很好,我现在变得太棒了!」
![That's the important thing, right?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494756.jpg)
Etsy / CraftyLemonPrints
7. 「希望今年母亲节比你生我的那一天还要好过!」
![Amen to that.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494743.jpg)
Etsy / SpadeStationery
8. 「妈妈你真棒!」
![For a punny Mother's Day.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494759.jpg)
Etsy / sillyreggie
great与刨丝器grate同音,代表的是妈妈在厨房中的辛勤。
9. 「妈~抱歉这几年来一直用『为什么?』这句话骚扰妳!」
![The eternal question...](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494752.jpg)
Etsy / RowHouse14
10. 「妈~妳是我最喜欢的妈咪!」
![She may know it, but that doesn't mean she doesn't want to hear it.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494751.jpg)
Etsy / k8cards
11. 「说实话,妳真的是有史以来最棒的妈咪!」
![If you're looking for a more eloquent Mother's Day card...](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494747.jpg)
Etsy
12. 「老妈你穿牛仔裤超HOT!」
![Compliments go a long way...](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494744.jpg)
Etsy / witandwhistle
13. 「谢谢妳没有造成我心理上的创伤!」
![Therapy is expensive.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494755.jpg)
Etsy / InkSauceStudio
14. 「母亲节快乐!我保证我会把妳安置在最棒的安养院中!」
![A promise is a promise.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494750.jpg)
Etsy / TuxPress
15. 「妈妈,妳真是无人能比啊!」
![Who doesn't love a heartfelt cooking joke?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430496876.jpg)
Etsy / wildinkpress
还用量杯量出妈妈的厉害程度,真不错呢!
16. 「妳跟一般的妈妈不一样,妳是个酷妈!」
![This is a key distinction.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/desktop-1430494754.jpg)
Etsy / InkSauceStudio
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看了这些卡片有没有心动马上去买张卡片来写呢?或许今年还可以动动手,自己DIY卡片呢!快分享出去吧,把这些母亲节幽默卡片点子记下来!
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)