1.「我的姊姊是个怪兽。」
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2. 翻开这本借来的书,却发现有个混蛋在第一页就写出结局:「小女孩最后死了。」
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3.「给那位拿走整盘培根,完全没留任何一片给其他人的小姐:1. 这是不对的,2. 我们知道妳是谁,3. 我们会盯着妳,住这栋的所有人留。」
![http---wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-rude2-1-1](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/http-wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-rude2-1-1.jpg)
4. 某个性别歧视的混蛋在「虚构小说区」里放了一本书名为「女性智慧 (Female Intelligence)」的书。
![4](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/49.jpg)
「有人觉得自己很搞笑…」
5. 是哪个驾驶把这块破烂魔毯放这里的?
![5](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/58.jpg)
6.「欢迎回家!恭喜你完成勒戒!」
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他故意拿着这个字牌迎接友人…
7.「将”没品乱停车”这件事提升到另一个全新境界:」
![http---wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-tBjKYce](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/http-wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-tBjKYce.jpg)
这样连直升机都下不来了啦!
8.「不管袋子里到底是谁,我X你的!」
![cat](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cat.gif)
9.「这些人应该被永远禁止搭飞机…」
![Screen Shot 2015-11-18 at 4.46.52 PM](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Screen-Shot-2015-11-18-at-4.46.52-PM1.png)
真的。
10.「埃及草莓,试吃一个看看吧!超赞哦!」
![http---wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-arpYyP0_700b](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/http-wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-arpYyP0_700b.jpg)
11.「你被整了,混蛋!」
![http---wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-84497660](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/http-wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-84497660.jpg)
12. 有个混蛋完全把这个派给搞砸了啊!
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13.「我离开车子时没关车窗,结果回来发现有人咬了一口我车内的汉堡。」
![http---wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-MDYWOEv](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/http-wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-MDYWOEv.jpg)
14. 这个恶作剧真的超坏…
![http---wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-84497669](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/http-wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-84497669.jpg)
15.「我把我朋友的高级香皂换成一块起司…」
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16.「警告!糖球口香糖和弹跳球被混在一起了!」
![http---wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-QQaUBI0](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/http-wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-QQaUBI0.jpg)
这算比较有良心啦…还会写纸条通知。(等等,有差吗?)
17.「我邻居有台没有加密的无线印表机,我刚刚把这份档案传到他的印表机了。」
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「哈囉,我是你的印表机,我开始拥有自我意识了,快喂我墨水不然我会趁你老婆自己在家时、把你的搜寻纪录印出来。」
18.「我很抱歉,我不该把蛇放进你浴缸里的。」
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这看起来严重到不是一个蛋糕可以解决的…
19.「今天起床看到床边有一杯水,上面写着『给隔天宿醉的我』,我喝了一口发现是伏特加…我喝醉的时候真的是个浑球!」
![http---wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-06-uX7RTAr](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/http-wp-prod-02.distractify.com-wp-content-uploads-2015-11-06-uX7RTAr.jpg)
20.「放完屁之后问大家『我闻到的是爆米花吗?』让大家都深吸一口气。」
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这真的太欠扁了…
来源:Distractify
这些人的恶作剧真的都超过份的,不过看的时候还是觉得好好笑!之前我们也有分享过超爆笑的32个人类最顶尖的恶作剧哦!
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)