24个看过后你以后就无法好好看电影的「超瞎电影神逻辑」。

1. 如果两个人超恨对方,那他们爱上彼此的机率也增加。   2. 非英语系国家的人跟彼此聊天时也用英文。 廣告1   3. 大家都不常去厕所,如果去的话通常会打斗。   4. 如果有人想伪装而敲昏士兵/警卫,他们的身材会刚好能穿上士兵/警卫的制服。 廣告2   5. 不管是多糊的照

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1. 如果两个人超恨对方,那他们爱上彼此的机率也增加。

If two people hate each other, they are more likely to fall in love

 

2. 非英语系国家的人跟彼此聊天时也用英文。

When alone, foreigners prefer to communicate to one another in English
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3. 大家都不常去厕所,如果去的话通常会打斗。

People don't really go to the bathroom very much. If they do they usually get beat up.

 

4. 如果有人想伪装而敲昏士兵/警卫,他们的身材会刚好能穿上士兵/警卫的制服。

In the vain of beat up, if the hero knocks out a guard/soldier, their uniform will always be a perfect fit.
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5. 不管是多糊的照片,都有方法能让上面最小的细节变清晰。

Even the fuzziest photographs can be enlarged/enhanced to show the most minuscule details
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6. 如果你开枪射汽车油箱,车子会立刻爆炸。

If you shoot a car's gas tank it will immediately explode

 

7. 恐怖分子的根据地永远都在夜店。

Terrorists (or in this case vampires) always have their offices in popular night clubs

 

8. 每架飞机上都有医生,而且一定随身携带医疗用具。

There is a doctor on every plane and they have their tools with them

 

9. 你要进去的店前面绝对会有一个空的停车格。

Any building you need to enter will always have one parking spot right in the front

 

10. 能让暴龙瘫痪的通电铁丝网电不死小孩。

Electric fences that are capable of maiming a T-Rex will leave a small child relatively unscathed

 

11. 亲戚间长得一点都不像。

Relatives don't normally look like one another.

 

12. 游泳或潜水的时候妆都不会掉。事实上,妆几乎永远不会掉。

Makeup doesn't come off when you are scuba diving. Actually, it rarely comes off at all.

 

13. 巴黎每个角落的窗户都能看见艾菲尔铁塔。

You can see the Eiffel Tower from every single window in Paris

 

14. 你付帐的时候根本不需要看着钱,你伸手进钱包后就会自动拿出正确的数目。

You don't ever need to actually look at your money when you are paying for stuff. It comes out of your wallet in the perfect amount

 

15. 狗狗天生就会对坏人狂吠。

Dogs inherently know to bark at all the movie villains
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16. 不管多严重的灾难,最后总有几只狗能活下来。

Speaking of dogs, they survive everything. Even the worst disasters.  OK, a few casualties occurred (John Wick & Old Yeller come to mind)

 

17. 咳嗽代表你已经病入膏肓了。

If you cough it means you are probably terminally ill.

 

18. 不管太空船损坏有多严重,重力系统永远都不会损坏。

The internal gravity systems of spaceships always remain intact, regardless of the beating the ship takes

 

19. 过去的人也有一口完美牙齿。

In the past, people had perfect teeth
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20. 跑得比爆炸速度快是有可能的。

It is possible to outrun an explosion

 

21. 墓园总是在下雨。

It always rains in graveyards

 

22. 外星人也能至少流利地说一种语言,通常都是英文。

Aliens are all fluent in at least one human language. Usually English.

 

23. 如果你卷入街上混战,你的敌人通常会耐心地一个一个上。

If you ever get in a street fight, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one

 

24. 从恶梦中惊醒的人绝对会坐起来大口喘气。

Somebody waking up from a nightmare will sit straight up and start panting  Via list25
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来源:Thechive

虽然我们平常都看惯了,但这些不合理的点真的很爆笑!但话说回来,如果每项细节都要演出来,电影应该会变得超无聊吧?你还有想到那些电影「神逻辑」呢?留言跟我们分享吧!

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