1. 「我室友說他要出去買捕鼠器…這就是他帶回來的東西。」
![My Housemate Said He Was Going Out To Buy A Mouse Trap... This Is What He Returned With 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e59e3c50d.jpg)
2. 「給室友來個浪漫的驚喜…『租金到期』。」
![Left A Romantic Surprise For My Roommate 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e59ef3da9.jpg)
3. 「剛睡醒,半睡半醒的狀態, 一打開廁所門就看到這個,我的心掉到蛋蛋那裡去,做得不錯喔,室友。」
![Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e59fb4768.jpg)
4. 「我室友清晨4點要去搭火車,於是我把這個雪人放在門口。」
![My Housemate Has To Get Up At 4am For A Train. I'll Just Leave This Snowman Here 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a0638a8.jpg)
5. 「給冰箱除霜後…看到室友做了這個。」
![Went To Defrost The Freezer. Seems My Roommate Has Been Having Some Fun 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a1390e9.jpg)
6. 「我室友在電影院工作,可以把海報紙板帶回家。她知道我很怕鯊魚…」
![My Friend Works At A Movie Theater And Can Take The Cardboard Cutouts. I Have An Irreconcilable Fear Of Sharks. She Decided To Use Her Spare Key Privileges To Terrify Me Beyond Repair 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a209430.jpg)
7. 「我室友是混蛋,當我6個月來每次進店警報都會響的時候,我在錢包裡發現了這個。」
![My Roommate Is A Asshole, After Setting Off Security Alarms At The Doors Of Almost Every Store I Went To For 6 Months I Finally Found This Hidden In My Wallet 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a2bb3ed.jpg)
8. 「我室友出國幾個月,我們決定幫他的房子重新裝潢。」
![My Roommate Went To Australia For A Few Months, So We Walled Off His Room 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a3ca4b8.jpg)
9. 「我室友害怕小丑。」
![My Roommate Is Afraid Of Clowns 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a4ad99c.jpg)
10.「我室友鑰匙不見了,於是我給他這個。」
![Lost My Keys, Room Mate Offers To Replace Them And I Get These 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a5e970b.jpg)
11. 「我室友的惡作劇。」
![My Roommate's Pranks Are Subtle, But Powerful 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a6a5663.jpg)
12. 「有人傳了我室友尿褲子的照片給我,我決定把它印在杯子上,讓他每天都看得到。」
![A Random Number Sent Me A Pic Of My Roommate Wasted With His Pants Pissed So I Turned It Into A Coffee Cup So He Has To See It Every Day 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a7384e3.jpg)
13. 別被騙了,那只是照片!一大堆沒洗的餐具在下面!
![Roommates 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a7e4cc3.jpg)
14. 「若發生奇蹟,打破這塊玻璃吧。」
![Made For My Roommate 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a8b8c10.jpg)
15. 沒有衛生紙的紙筒上寫著…「在大便嗎?」
![My Roommate Is 27 Years Old And This Is How I Find Out We're Out Of Toilet Paper 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5a97c469.jpg)
16.「我室友今天晚上會帶女生回家,所以我做了這個。」
![Thought My Roommate Was Bringing A Girl Home Tonight, So Naturally I Did This To His Bedroom 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5aa49507.jpg)
17. 「把這個放在室友的廁所,然後把門鎖上。」
![Live With 2 Girls Who Are Afraid Of Their Own Shadows, Left This In Their Bathroom With The Door Shut 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5ab127a2.jpg)
18. 「室友明天要回來了。」
![Thanks For The Idea. Roommate Comes Home From Vacation Tomorrow 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5abd5ba2.jpg)
19. 「我室友一個禮拜後才回來。」
![My Roommate Went Away For The Week. He Now Has A Hello Kitty Computer 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5acb305b.jpg)
20. 「把這個設好後,等室友回來。」
![Bought A Creepy Mask Recently. Friend Wanted To Borrow It To Scare His Roommate. He Put This Together Before He Left For Spring Break For His Roommate To Find 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5ada42cf.jpg)
21. 「室友從派對回來。」
![Roommate Passed Out Early At A Party 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5ae92ee2.jpg)
22. 「惡作劇之戰。」
![The Prank War 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5afcf98a.jpg)
23. 「用我室友的衣服做了這個,然後引導他去發現…從來沒有聽過一個成年男子叫的那麼大聲。」
![Made This Guy Out Of Our Housemates Clothes And Set Him Up In His Bathroom. I've Never Heard A Grown Man Scream So Much 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5b0c4aab.jpg)
24. 「我室友是混蛋。」
![My Roommate Is An Asshole 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5b1a0fac.jpg)
25. 「我們為室友做了一個雪人。」
![We Made A Snowman For Our Roommate 25%e5%bc%b5%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87%e8%ad%89%e6%98%8e%e3%80%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a4%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e4%bd%8f%e3%80%8d%e6%98%af%e4%b8%96%e7%95%8c%e4%b8%8a%e6%9c%80%e7%b3%9f%e7%b3%95%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/5982e5b28908a.jpg)
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