有時候,伴侶之間,比較粗線條的老公真的成事不足 (下一句省略)…就讓我們來好好欣賞他們的種種事蹟,有多麼想讓人想好好修理他們一頓吧!
1. 親愛的,我說幫孩子買「第一天上學的必備用品」,有那麼困難嗎?
![The husband who has no idea what goes on at daycare.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-96e1d5b1773f7eb583e907076285c6e8-limit_2000.jpg)
襪子是很重要,但其他東西呢?你根本是自己喜歡忍者龜吧!
2. 親愛的,我說的是買「6顆馬鈴薯」吧?
![He can’t be trusted to pick out potatoes.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-2a829ea58091b71271f86317805f3074-limit_2000.jpg)
可惡…你買的是6顆沒有錯啦!
3. 親愛的,我請你買的覆盆子和藍莓,這個是…?
![He doesn’t know what fruit this is.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-2fad7696df45f4c77b6484cff16a828d-limit_2000.jpg)
藍莓呢?藍莓呢?
4. 親愛的,我是說「把義大利麵麵條放到爐子上」,這也算是有聽進去了啦…
![The husband who follows directions a bit too literally…](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-79f6eb32a9a335abb11b833fb4da0d5d-limit_2000.jpg)
5. 你這卡片…挺應急的嘛…
![The husband who couldn’t find the right card but did the best he could.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-49fad173dd71646c0a0a39ff5e14b38e-limit_2000.jpg)
把原本生日快樂 (Happy Birthday) 的「day」蓋掉,就變成生產快樂 (Happy Birth)。
6. 親愛的,我請你帶午餐給我,但…
![The husband that just does not have a clue.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-f5707fbe6c7d6862491df57265d02b35-limit_2000.jpg)
買貓食給我是安怎?
7. 親愛的,我是請你攪拌一下沒錯,但世界上有一種東西叫「湯匙」…
![The husband who was asked to stir a drink.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-ad27695e7f4532766de416841fc2ee5b-limit_2000.jpg)
8. 親愛的,你把卡其褲、牛仔褲還有所有的褲子,都燙出了80年代最風行的褶痕呢…
![The husband who went overboard with ironing.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-c252c90f3fadc2417f2455751832e462-limit_2000.jpg)
9. 傳說中,男人永遠都不會好好幫另一半拍照…
![The husband who didn’t understand he was asked to do.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-96becb2647a294e45f1ded341592f6e0-limit_2000.jpg)
10. 另一則傳說,男人真的不懂配色、佈置這類的事情 (狗狗表示無言)
![The husband who will never be asked to decorate again.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-026c002e7bcf742504f238768f958410-limit_2000.jpg)
把燈飾排成「dog」(狗) 加上箭頭向下。
11. 哈囉,我是叫你掛鏡子沒錯,但你知道你老婆其實沒有那麼高嗎?
![The tall husband who didn’t think about his 5’1″ wife when he hung this mirror.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-36f0509e25a768ec0603f14846793cb8-limit_2000.jpg)
12. 當另一半可愛到斷線的程度,買一瓶水都會…
![The husband who can’t resist packaging for children.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-cf4c65d2e045d93ff27bbaede4c0a9e3-limit_2000.jpg)
謝謝…
13. 那個…我是叫你去買一些生活必備用品,顯然我們的定義不太一樣啊!(誰准你買什麼電玩啊!)
![The husband who thinks video games are household essentials.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-0d9862edfc90367ca1cff5d654d050ab-limit_2000.jpg)
14. 親愛的,我只是叫你「再等5分鐘」。雖然最後我可能真的超過5分鐘,但出來時看到這樣的畫面…未免也…
![The husband who lost all of his patience.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-6d83a9ab49c14be30ebee2039de89254-limit_2000.jpg)
15. 親愛的,你以為所有人都長得跟你一樣高嗎?
![The husband who thinks everyone is tall. (probably friends with the guy from #12)](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-09e56e0f94434d7db471ff1e619e8870-limit_2000.jpg)
16. 零食是被老公吃完了沒錯,但結婚戒指留給妳的意思嗎?人生處處有驚喜?
![The husband who can’t keep his hands out of the cereal.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-75ee6a51e0c16374fbab8f030553a69b-limit_2000.jpg)
是吃得太急了嗎?連結婚戒指都掉了…
17. 老公心中OS的擬人化紙條:「我並非天生就該被摺好啊 :(」
![The husband who gave up trying to fold the fitted sheet.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-123f707450737266c1e6fc1d4de47a33-limit_2000.jpg)
來源:LifeBuzz
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