帶小孩絕對是對所有家長來說,挑戰性最高的一件事情之一。所以難免也會有言行不合一的時候發生。以下就讓我們來聽聽看,帶小孩的父母「嘴巴上說的 vs. 實際上想的」的差異吧!
1. 當孩子開始大哭,父母嘴巴上說:「噢這孩子是想睡覺啦!」
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父母其實在想:「我哪知道啊!孩子是哪跟筋不對啊!為什麼忽然亂哭啦!」
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2. 父母嘴巴上說:「我很好。」
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他們的意思其實是:「我超累的!我現在還有辦法說話根本是奇蹟。」
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3. 當父母說:「因為他在長牙啦!」
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他們的意思其實是:「對不起搞得你整身都是口水。」
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4. 當爸媽說:「對不起,我今天沒辦法跟你出去,家裡有事要忙,下次再約好嗎?」
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他們的意思其實是:「我今天其實不用顧小孩,可是我只想躺在沙發上看我的電視,誰都不要吵我!」
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5. 當爸媽說:「嘿!寶寶,我們這樣子不可以唷。」
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他們的意思其實是:「給我住手!停下來!算我求你了,我們是在公眾場合,給我馬上停下來!(崩潰)」
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6. 當爸媽說:「我當然有在聽啊!」
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他們的意思其實是:「蛤?啥啥啥?」
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7. 當爸媽說:「沒有啦,不是你的錯。」
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他們的意思其實是:「是你吧!就是你害我的孩子哭的吧!」
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8. 當爸媽說:「我去一下洗手間。」
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他們的意思其實是:「我其實不想上廁所,但我需要30秒屬於自己的時間。對啦…我鎖門了。」
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9. 當爸媽說:「我家寶貝只是害羞啦!」
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他們的意思其實是:「換做是我也不想跟你說話。」
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10. 當爸媽說:「誰家小孩不小心大便了嗎?」
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他們的意思其實是:「這麼臭的味道一定是你孩子那邊傳出來的,不是我的!」
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11. 當爸媽說:「有人看起來餓餓了喔~」
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他們的意思其實是:「如果沒意外的話,5秒後他要開始狂哭了。」
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12. 當爸媽說:「我可以晚點回撥嗎?」
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他們的意思其實是:「我的小孩現在好像在做很危險的東西,我要馬上去救他!而且等一下一定忘記回電給你。」
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13. 當爸媽說:「嘿,寶寶,讓我看看你拿的是什麼好嗎?」
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他們的意思其實是:「拜託不要把危險的東西放到嘴巴。拜託不要把危險的東西放嘴巴。拜託不要把危險的東西放到嘴巴。太好了,你吃下去了。」
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14. 當爸媽說:「喔!他以前從來不會這樣耶!」
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他們的意思其實是:「其實他上周才對別人做過一樣的事,而且我很確定他會再犯,因為我根本管不住!」
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15. 當爸媽說:「我的小孩現在比較黏我。」
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他們的意思其實是:「我的孩子不喜歡你。走開!走開!」
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16. 當爸媽說:「不好意思,我家平常沒這麼亂。」
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他們的意思其實是:「我家平常更恐怖,而且我剛剛知道你要來,還特地把髒衣服藏起來。」
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17. 當爸媽說:「你昨晚真的很辛苦耶!」
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他們的意思其實是:「喔?你說你『只』睡6小時?呵呵。」
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我被孩子吵得根本都沒睡!
來源:BuzzFeed
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