1. 同床共枕的4種姿態。
![The four stages of sleeping together.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e0717fc6f35.jpg)
基本上就是讓不同身體部位以各種奇妙的方式接觸到。
2. 有時候他會用奇怪的姿勢睡覺……。
![When he refuses to admit that he sleeps funny...](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e071815f55d.jpg)
「欸,不要拍!」
3.「拜託啦,Carrie。你知道那能幫我入眠啊。」「我覺得我不需要每晚都做吧。」/「我以為老婆應該要照顧丈夫睡覺的需求…」「那很不公平欸……好啦,幼稚鬼。」/「『我不喜歡綠色的蛋跟火腿。我不喜歡它們,Sam-I-Am。』」
![There are some things in life no one ever outgrows.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e071833947f.jpg)
![Some men want a little sexual loving to help them fall asleep.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e0719ac53e2.jpg)
「為何你不能像正常的老公一樣要我手.愛.愛就好?」
4.
![](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/lifebuzz-683d05aadc96566488c04aac21e3e30a-limit_2000.jpg)
5.「嗯…!」/『幹嘛?』『我要去廁所。』/『不行啦…』/『你會把他們吵醒的!』
![One cat is manageable, more than that and you are outnumbered.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e071855121d.jpg)
6. 如果你說喜歡女友長髮,就別抱怨這種情況啦!
![You told her you loved her long hair and shouldn't cut it.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e07187601fd.jpg)
湯匙交疊式 / 美杜莎式
7.
![Having a nightmare is a terrifying feeling.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e07189250cc.jpg)
8. 我用冷到沒知覺的腳碰你,因為我愛你。
![I touch your back with my cold, non-pedicured feet because I love you.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e0718adf540.jpg)
還有因為這樣很舒服而且我可以睡比較好。
9. 當你發現最棒的枕頭是另一半。
![When you go from being the ultimate cuddle bug to the best pillow.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e0718ca8071.jpg)
10. 抱著另一半時要輕柔呵護。
![There are ways you are supposed to hold your partner.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e0718e7cdc2.jpg)
千萬不要把他給鎖喉。
11.「我正跟我男友一起睡。」/「突然我感覺到腳上傳來極度的劇痛!」/「剪你他X的腳指甲啦該死的!」
![There are rules to live by when you start sharing your bed with your lover.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e071901127b.jpg)
12.「我想讓你知道,每次我在棉被底下放屁……都是因為我在乎你而且不想要你冷到。」
![When you are feeling so comfortable in the relationship you think farting is acceptable.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e0719113758.jpg)
「別拒絕我的甲烷擁抱,享受它們吧。」
13. (我正跟我男友一起睡。)
![This is a fact, there is always an alpha in the bed.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e07192599d2.jpg)
「搶走被子啦!」
14. 大家各自找好最佳位置。
![Everyone knows their place in the bed.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e07193e659a.jpg)
15.「噢,她想要我的手更靠近心臟,那真是太窩心了!」
![When it's still all about appearances.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e07195ec930.jpg)
殊不知……小肚肚終於不用忍,可以放出來了!
16.
![There are consequences to being selfish with the blanket.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e07197b876e.jpg)
17.
![People often say you should get a pet before you consider having kids.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e071998475b.jpg)
18. 這種不均衡的情形在所難免啊!
![When the spy like stealth transfers to the bedroom.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e0719c49dab.jpg)
19.
![At one point or another, the bed goes from fitting one person...](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/58e0719e7379f.jpg)
情侶同床共枕還有哪些爆笑情形呢?也留言跟我們分享吧~
這準到不行!
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