1. 從大象的屁股裡滑出來…是體驗當一顆大便的概念?
![What could be more fun than sliding out of an elephant's butt?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c72dc9bb1.png)
2. 上面寫著:「請到:http://agency.governmnetjobs…(下省萬字)」
![That'll only take 123890712879874 hours to type in.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c730195ca.png)
整家公司都沒有人會用電腦嗎?
3. 真是一隻朝氣蓬勃的熊。
![Why, just why?!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c73125073.png)
4. 請標示每個客人選擇的前菜:「_雞_牛_小孩」。
![Kid meat is my favorite!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c733b2b32.png)
…小孩?!
5. 這地毯…如果馬桶堵塞後有水噴出來的話,就只能祝你好運!
![Good luck when your toilet gets clogged and overflows.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c733ef242.png)
6. 沒有考慮過坐輪椅的人?
![What kind of jerk blocks access for people in wheelchairs?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c73601327.png)
7. 腦細胞也跟著噴出來了。
![No brain cells were using during the placement of this fountain.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c7383dc63.png)
8. 變成了「我邁阿密。」
![I Miami, too.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c7399c3fa.png)
都是紅色最好是看得到啦…
9. 「背部練習。」
![Something tells me this was intentional.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c73a9b553.png)
表情非常到位,就給87分!
10. 比賽真的是太精彩了!
![Watching the game is overrated, anyway.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c73cd3f26.png)
11. 很容易把「No Sew (無車縫)」看成「No Jew (沒有猶太人)」…選字體的人要小心點吧!
![You can't unsee this. Maybe try different font for "sew" next time.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c73e1c8c4.png)
12. 「Fart (屁)」?!(其實是「Tart (餡餅)」)
![Well, that doesn't sound (or smell) appetizing.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c73fcc9dd.png)
13. 又是字體了…是「十字架 (Cross)」 還是「噁心 (Gross)」?
![The cross is so gross.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c740c2585.png)
14. 「Thea Rtsyli Festyle」?原來是「The Artsy Lifestyle (藝術生活方式)。」
![Thea Rtsyli Festyle, otherwise known as The Artsy Lifestyle.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c7432fd3a.png)
15.「is where home your story begin」?是「家是你的故事開始的地方 (Home is where your story begin)」才對吧…
![I do not understand.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c744dd005.png)
16. 其實是「1515」,不過跟「ISIS」太像了啦。
![That's supposed to be 1515. Yikes.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c7466f762.png)
17. 便便冰棒?
![Now you can get poop popsicles in a variety of new flavors!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c74751623.png)
18. 這壁櫥櫃是要怎樣用?
![Way to miss the entire purpose of a closet.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c7490977e.png)
19. 公司名「PENDENNIS」,門打開後變「PENIS (雞雞)」。
![You have to wonder if the driver is even aware of it.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5901c749bcfab.png)
來源:Viralnova
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